Okay, this past weekend was Pirate Weekend at MDRF, and The Piper "told" a pirate joke. This he did by telling the joke to the Royal Canadian Boy Toy, who then translated the joke from "Piperspeak" to "audiencespeak". Those silly boys. (http://vickita.org/else/gallery/scar2004/8/images/img094.jpg)

Joke:
Q: What did the pirate say at his 80th birthday party?
A: "Aaaaaaye-m-atey."

(Yeah, okay, groooooaannn. But he's cute, and good with his hands. *ggg*)