Dear Academy: You almost had me.
The Good:
Jon killed. Killed. Fucking KILLED.
George Clooney's acceptance speech.
Altman's honorary Oscar.
Stuffed penguins.
The Bad:
Flaming car wreck interpretive dance.
"OMG DUN STEEL" speech from the President of the Academy.
Good Night, and Good Luck. was shut out.
Felicity didn't pull an upset.
The Ugly:
Crash sucked wind. The script was unbelievably heavy-handed, the direction was mediocre, and the film won solely due to the fact that the studio could afford to send out a barrage of DVD screeners which flooded Hollywood in the past eight weeks. I would have picked any other nominated film over Crash. And that's all I have to say about that.