Caption Contest Time!
Frankly, I think nothing can anyone says can come close to the pure WTFery of the picture, but gimme your best shot. Best captioneer gets... uh... something. A vicodin. A unicorn of their very own. A date with Stalin.
I got nothin'.
Or, if you've got no caption, try to Apples to Apples it. Tell me the story of how the several elements of the picture related.

ETA: Oh holy crap there are more naked-Obama-avec-unicorn paintings.
In a MILLION YEARS, would someone have painted a white President and First Lady naked?
(Okay, breathe, stay focused, channel your rage into captioning the Stalin/Obama/Unicorn/House IDEK....)
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I thought the Justine Lai project was interesting in terms of the assertion that previous Presidents may not been painted due to homeliness, but it's absolutely not a comparable set of works: her project is about humanising authority figures, not...whatever the unicorn pictures are about.
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