Caption Contest Time!

[tzikeh]

Frankly, I think nothing can anyone says can come close to the pure WTFery of the picture, but gimme your best shot. Best captioneer gets... uh... something. A vicodin. A unicorn of their very own. A date with Stalin.

I got nothin'.

Or, if you've got no caption, try to Apples to Apples it. Tell me the story of how the several elements of the picture related.



ETA: Oh holy crap there are more naked-Obama-avec-unicorn paintings.

In a MILLION YEARS, would someone have painted a white President and First Lady naked?

(Okay, breathe, stay focused, channel your rage into captioning the Stalin/Obama/Unicorn/House IDEK....)

Comments

[suaine.livejournal.com]

I am so confused by these. I can't even figure out what the intention is. All I get is UNICORN/OBAMA and then I want to curl up and cry myself to sleep.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Apparently he's also painted Ann Coulter burning a bra made of pancakes.

...

I was going to say "I want some of what he's smoking," but I actually really don't.

[(Anonymous)]

I saw that. I... I really can't even contemplate this. It doesn't compute and I don't want it to.

[suaine.livejournal.com]

That was me.