Sides hurt from laughing. Send help.

[tzikeh]

I don't know if this is genuinely hilarious, or if sleep deprivation has got the best of me, but OMG, there are tears in my eyes. I have absolutely no context for where this...macro?...came from--I don't know who made it, or why. And really, I think that makes it even funnier. I sense that you will either wonder what the hell is wrong with me, or crack up so hard that people will come from other rooms to see why you are dying.

Comments

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

You know what it is for me? I'm picturing someone standing over each item of food, proclaiming what it is. So in my head there's the bowl of fruit, and there's a guy right there BEAMING PROUDLY as he declares, "FEWT!" like he invented it or something.

[magdalene1.livejournal.com]

SPOGOOTER

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

I'm picturing someone standing over each item of food, proclaiming what it is

"And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field, and fewt, and bursl prots...."

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

SPEGY N MERBLS

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

YES

[reginagiraffe]

I find it interesting that it's not SPOGOOTER N MERBLS. But it's really not, is it?

Edited to clarify: I mean, SPOGOOTER is funny and SPEGY N MERBLS is funny but SPOGOOTER N MERBLS isn't as funny. Weird.

[devohoneybee.livejournal.com]

and you know what? TEARS. Every time i look again. WEEPING.

have to use meefos icon again as gave up paid account and nothing else comes close. i love the PICTURE of the MORK. so jaunty! so enthusiastic about being MORK. i needed this SO MUCH TODAY. i love you like Spegy N Merbls. icons must ensue.

[klia.livejournal.com]

Yeah, totally!

Hey, you know, it occurs to me those seem like words kids just learning to talk would say, too.

[ficangel.livejournal.com]

SPEGY N MERBLS. I don't know, man, it started out vaguely amusing and then had me crying by the end.

And I shall go get myself a popsicle.

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

I didn't think it was funny until I read the comments. Now I'm dying with everyone else. (:

[gwyn-r.livejournal.com]

When I was in school I had a linguistics prof from Poland whose command of English was somewhat shaky. When she talked about beeskweets (biscuits) I about died. That's what these remind me of, some of them, anyway.

I wasn't laughing until sharded barf. Then suddenly they were all funny.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

omg - ICONS YES.

Yeah, really, if it had ended on anything other than MORK, it just wouldn't have been as funny, you know?

[klia.livejournal.com]

Beeskweets. Hee!

While visiting Egypt, a friend asked a local the name of a beautiful bird nearby, and it was years before she figured out that what sounded kind of like "be'ehtahs" was actually bee eaters. Heh.

I lost it at sharded barf, too. I guess some words are humor-triggers.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

PASIKLE!

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Oh I totally know what you mean. Somehow it's the rhythm of the sounds and they way they combine, like - SPOGOOTER is funny on its own, but if it had been combined with MERBLS then the rhythm would have been too close to the regular rhythm, plus there's an "R" in MERBLS and in SPOGOOTER, which becomes repetitious, so you need SPEGY because it doesn't have one...

I DONT KNOW! YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN HUMOR! DEAD FROGS! MORK!

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

The Humor Virus!

[kadymae.livejournal.com]

I started laughing at Mofn and had sodna out my nose at tartertoots.

But, as an aside, Bursl Prots really is the most perfect name cabbage fetuses. Ever.

[terrio]

I lost it completely somewhere in the SPOGOOTER / TARDERTOOTS / SHARDED BARF range.

MORK!

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

Totally!

[grace-om.livejournal.com]

I read it as "shared barf" -- and that did make me LOL (and be kind of grossed out too!).

[klia.livejournal.com]

Ewwwwwwww, yes, totally gross! :D

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

I can't explain it! NO ONE can explain it! It's just funny!

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

omg cabbage fetuses. I love it. It reminds me of this macro:

[lysambre.livejournal.com]

That's what people from Manchester sound like when they speak "English"! Ahahahahah, loved it ^_^

[phoenix64.livejournal.com]

GURPS!