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tzikeh ([personal profile] tzikeh) wrote2004-12-03 10:02 am
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Teh shallow

Five Celebrities I'd Sleep With If They Turned Up on My Doorstep, stolen from [livejournal.com profile] anniesj, [livejournal.com profile] musesfool, and others...

1. Hugh Jackman (though he wouldn't sleep with me being a nice married man and all)
2. Martin Sheen (though he wouldn't sleep with me being a nice married man and all)
3. John Spencer (though he wouldn't sleep with me being a nice may-as-well-be-married man and all)
4. David Thewlis (though he wouldn't sleep with me being a nice may-as-well-be-married man and all)
5. Colin Firth (though he wouldn't sleep with me being a nice married man and all)

*ponders this list*

Even in my completely meaningless, stupid lj-meme fantasies, I can't win.
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[identity profile] wiliqueen.livejournal.com 2004-12-03 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
If you can fantasize them turning up on your doorstep, you might as well fantasize them not being married.
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[identity profile] the-shoshanna.livejournal.com 2004-12-03 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
"Hugh Jackman2, Martin Seen2, John Spencer2, Devid Thewlis2, and/or Colin Firth2, we meet again!"

see, there's always a way . . .

[identity profile] boniblithe.livejournal.com 2004-12-03 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
If you want, I could go make an effort to break up their marriages. So you would be able to realize your dream. It's a huge sacrifice on my part, sure, but for you - anything!

[identity profile] amilyn.livejournal.com 2004-12-03 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
*sympathy*

[identity profile] resonant8.livejournal.com 2004-12-03 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
What you need is an alternate universe for fantasies. That way, you cheerfully say goodbye to your friends and family, and then you go and spend a weekend, say, in a nice cabin by a lake, which is mysteriously always the right temperature (the lake) and never dusty (the cabin) and completely, entirely, reliably private.

And then Hugh Jackman cheerfully says goodbye to his wife and joins you there for a bit, and then when you're done, you go back to your respective homes.

Lately when I go to my fantasy lake house, it's usually empty, and has high-speed internet access, which apparently to my subconscious is better than sex.
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You know...not all happily married people are monogamous

[identity profile] sherrold.livejournal.com 2004-12-06 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
Not all marriages are closed, as opposed to open. For the sake of your fantasies, imagine that their wives know, are fine with it, and are taking advantage of this time to screw the pool boy.

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