I'm declaring LJ and email bankruptcy

I have over three hundred regular emails in my fannish inbox, and I have equally as many lj-comment notifications in my lj emails folder. I'm not even going to talk about my personal email.

I know that some of you are thinking - "Just six hundred? AMATEUR." But it's just too much for me right now. So, I am declaring email and LJ bankruptcy. I'm deleting everything in my fannish inbox, including lj-comment notifications, and starting from a nice, empty window.

The only exceptions:

If I have promised you something, I will follow through on that promise. I may not remember what it is, but please remind me. For those of you who sent iTunes requests at, um, Christmas *koff*, I still have those in my "iTunes requests" folder. As Edward Rutledge says in 1776, I will do what I have promised to do. The tunes will get to you.

If you sent me something that absolutely requires an answer, please remind me. I will, to the best of my ability, answer your email / lj-comment / whatever.

Other than those two instances, I'm in Chapter 11. I feel... renewed.

To end on an up note, I present to you this macro. If anyone knows who made it, please tell me so that I can go grovel at their feet.



I HAVE DUBBED IT LOLOBOROS.