tzikeh: (sopranos - closure)
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I have over three hundred regular emails in my fannish inbox, and I have equally as many lj-comment notifications in my lj emails folder. I'm not even going to talk about my personal email.

I know that some of you are thinking - "Just six hundred? AMATEUR." But it's just too much for me right now. So, I am declaring email and LJ bankruptcy. I'm deleting everything in my fannish inbox, including lj-comment notifications, and starting from a nice, empty window.

The only exceptions:

If I have promised you something, I will follow through on that promise. I may not remember what it is, but please remind me. For those of you who sent iTunes requests at, um, Christmas *koff*, I still have those in my "iTunes requests" folder. As Edward Rutledge says in 1776, I will do what I have promised to do. The tunes will get to you.

If you sent me something that absolutely requires an answer, please remind me. I will, to the best of my ability, answer your email / lj-comment / whatever.

Other than those two instances, I'm in Chapter 11. I feel... renewed.

To end on an up note, I present to you this macro. If anyone knows who made it, please tell me so that I can go grovel at their feet.



I HAVE DUBBED IT LOLOBOROS.

Date: 2010-05-12 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nestra.livejournal.com
OH SNAKE NO

Date: 2010-05-12 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
mibbit mibbit mibbit

Date: 2010-05-12 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anoel.livejournal.com
Hee, I have 24,000. It doesn't bother me but I totally get why it would you (and many people).

Date: 2010-05-12 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
...

...

... what

Date: 2010-05-12 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lydiabell.livejournal.com
Sweet Jesus, it makes my chest tighten just to think about it.

Date: 2010-05-13 06:00 am (UTC)
aurora: (TDS Desk Licking)
From: [personal profile] aurora
!!!!!

Date: 2010-05-12 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beebalm.livejournal.com
Need your mailing address. I still have House of Leaves and your chess book, and I'd like to send them to you while I still know where they are.

Email me at firstinitiallastname at comcast dot net.

Date: 2010-05-12 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
Emailed. Thanks.

Date: 2010-05-12 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurashapiro.livejournal.com
I HAVE DUBBED IT LOLOBOROS.

YOU WIN EVERYTHING.

I really hope that image is manipped, though. I feel too icky otherwise.

Date: 2010-05-12 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
I fear it's real. Otherwise it's a pretty spectacular manip. The distension behind and below the right jawline...

Date: 2010-05-12 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurashapiro.livejournal.com
::cringe::

I'm surprised it doesn't bother you, what with your animal harm squick and all.

Date: 2010-05-12 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
It does bother me. But it's also too damned funny.

(My theory is that the snake is dead and was posed that way after death, then preserved.)

Date: 2010-05-12 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurashapiro.livejournal.com
Okay, I can accept that theory.

Your title is funnier than the macro itself, IMO.

Date: 2010-05-19 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurashapiro.livejournal.com
I'm so glad he's okay! Thanks for posting the link. I feel better now. (:

Date: 2010-05-12 09:30 pm (UTC)
ext_937: picture of biohazard symbol over red bacteria (Default)
From: [identity profile] taselby.livejournal.com
POOR SNAKE!!! Oh, I hope that is a manip...

*worries*

Date: 2010-05-12 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
I hope so too, but I'm afraid it's real -- look at the distension behind and below the right jaw.

It's an unbelievably well done manip, if it is one.

Date: 2010-05-12 11:59 pm (UTC)
ext_937: picture of biohazard symbol over red bacteria (Default)
From: [identity profile] taselby.livejournal.com
...that's not actually helping.

*chooses to believe it's a VERY GOOD MANIP*

LOL! LOLOBOROS!

Date: 2010-05-12 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grace-om.livejournal.com
Awesome macro! *may have to steal*

Date: 2010-05-12 10:41 pm (UTC)
ext_6848: (Default)
From: [identity profile] klia.livejournal.com
Snaaaaaaaaake, nooooooooo!

(I know very little about snakes, but it looks like it's eaten recently to me, so it kind of doesn't make sense that it would be cannibalizing itself. *sniff*)

Date: 2010-05-20 01:00 am (UTC)
ext_6848: (Default)
From: [identity profile] klia.livejournal.com
Awww, poor Reggie, I'm glad he's okay. And I hope he learned his lesson!

Date: 2010-05-13 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitewithfish.livejournal.com
Snakey, no!

I really hope that it's a manip where he's eating another, dead snake whose head and torso were photoshopped out.

Otherwise this is really disturbing. And I still can't stop laughing.

Date: 2010-05-13 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
I love animals so, so much, and it *should* make me miserable - I mean, [livejournal.com profile] melina123 and I have an agreement that if we ever see anything on tv or in the movies that's even *remotely* *potentially* upsetting about an animal, we warn one another. And yet...

it's the "...wait." that freaking kills me.

Date: 2010-05-13 12:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitewithfish.livejournal.com
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1232276/Snake-bind-eating-tail.html
This article suggests that the snake's condition could be a) real and b) nonfatal. Let's hope for both. :(

But, damn. "...wait"

Date: 2010-05-13 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwyn-r.livejournal.com
Oh, yeah, you know, you told me you'd get me that pony with the sparkle mane a while ago -- I figured you were busy and just forgot, but since you deleted the email, I'm going to have be a little more hardassed and demand the fucking pony now since I can't trust you. OK?

Date: 2010-05-13 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
GODDAMMIT GWYN I TOLD YOU THAT SELECTIVE BREEDING FOR SPARKLES IS A DELICATE PROCEDURE JUST KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON!

Date: 2010-05-13 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phoenix64.livejournal.com
LOLOBOROS WINS.

I don't have to do inbox bankruptcy because I just don't like people that much, but once in a while I have to do browser tab bankruptcy.

Date: 2010-05-19 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] divagoddess-c.livejournal.com
You are my SHero! I have +5K emails in my inbox....afraid that I'll delete something important

Date: 2010-05-19 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
Well, I did go through the emails first and made sure I kept the absolutely vital ones, which I will reply to later.

But +5k... you'll need a day off and a large bottle of the alcoholic beverage of your choice.

Date: 2010-05-20 08:34 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-05-19 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com
Also yes I'll be here @ 5:30. :D

I need a "PIE!" icon. Also a "the spoon rejects you" icon; though no one will get it except you and me. But hey - inside jokes are awesome. ;)

Date: 2010-05-20 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] divagoddess-c.livejournal.com
I would TOTALLY love that!

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