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Friendslist Army! Can we defeat the zombies?
Apparently, I am fighting off the zombies with... a large mocha.
Comment with what you're bringing to our brigade, because without you guys, I am royally fucked.
Apparently, I am fighting off the zombies with... a large mocha.
Comment with what you're bringing to our brigade, because without you guys, I am royally fucked.
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Er...My weapon is a little toddler booster seat. It isn't even sitting on a chair I could use instead, just resting on the floor where the kid dragged it.
We are so getting our brains eaten.
We are so getting our brains eaten.
Are there toddler zombies? Maybe you could restrain one?
No, yeah, brains getting eaten
No, yeah, brains getting eaten
A pink fluffy bathrobe and roll of polka dot wrapping paper. I feel woefully underprepared, unless the zombies have colds or forgot somebody's birthday.
Hm. You could blind them with wrapping paper over their heads, then wrap the robe around them without putting their arms in the sleeves, and then tie the sleeves around their bodies.
Or, you could get your brains eaten.
Or, you could get your brains eaten.
Do zombies breathe? Can they be smothered? Otherwise, all we can hope for is that they *cannot resist pillow fights*, and some of us fend them off while others run. Later, we can braid their hair and talk about boys.
That'd be a pleasant change -- clubbing someone with a seal.
My mom. *snort* Or, alternatively, the metal folding chair she's sitting in. Which would actually sort of work. :D
Hm - I don't think your mom is an *object*, so I vote metal folding chair. Perhaps we can disassemble it and arm a few other people with the legs....
A 12 lb. Maltese named Peppermint Bark.
(Beware her fierceness!)
(Beware her fierceness!)
I think she'd probably wait around, hoping some brains will fall on the floor so she can eat them. Or, if she doesn't like strangers, she might bite their ankles, and bits of their legs would fall off. That'd slow them down.
I'm bringing a desk fan - maybe I could take the cover off and see if the plastic blades are up to it?
Oooh! If they rotate fast enough, and we sharpen the blades with a lathe or something, it could be the Whirring Cooling Device of Decapitation. Me likey!
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Hm. Which one will be more useful?
Also, is your husband truly an object?
Also, is your husband truly an object?
... or DO THEY?
dun dun dunnnnn...
dun dun dunnnnn...
Fannish glee is the *object to your left?* I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION.
Maybe zombies cannot resist dancing to Thriller! That would stop them long enough for us all to run away!
Well, there's a couple of things to my left, so take your pick: TiVo, DVD player, Roku, headphones, and Sweatin' to the Oldies DVD. I think Richard Simmons can take those zombies. ;)
Richard Simmons could totally distract them with Zombie-Robics. He'd have to go really, really slowly, though.
Unless you've got something zombie-centric on the TiVo. Anything starring Keanu Reeves would suffice.
(Rimshot.)
Unless you've got something zombie-centric on the TiVo. Anything starring Keanu Reeves would suffice.
(Rimshot.)
A box of face-cleansing wipes, brand No 7. We're screwed!
But maybe they're not actually zombies! Maybe they just have had their makeup badly applied! I know I'd be in a horrid mood if someone did that sort of job on me...
My iPhone. With a zombie destruction training manual and about 256 hours of logged practice on Plants Vs Zombies.
With a zombie destruction training manual and about 256 hours of logged practice on Plants Vs Zombies.
I hereby appoint you Colonel of our regiment.
I hereby appoint you Colonel of our regiment.
Huh - if they were vampires, we could dump it in front of them, thereby stopping them in their tracks until they pick it all up.
Maybe cover yourself in rice? Maybe they hate rice?
Maybe cover yourself in rice? Maybe they hate rice?
YES! RECORDS MUST BE KEPT FOR POSTERITY.
A BEEEEEEEEEEEER! I WIN AT LIFE.
Ooooooh. Beer... how do we defeat zombies with beer. *ponders*
A lounge chair.
For lo! I am Mighty with my recliner.
For lo! I am Mighty with my recliner.
Hmmm. Maybe zombies can't resist naps. Is it collapsible? We could wait til they have a lie-down and then CRUSH them!
Uhhh. A 13 month old toddler.
In her defense, she's exceptionally cute. But I don't think the zombies are going to care.
In her defense, she's exceptionally cute. But I don't think the zombies are going to care.
A toddler? That'd do it. Toddlers are FIERCE.
Perfume samples. Yeah, I don't know either.
Farther to the left, though, is my OfficeJet printer. That would effectively knock their noggins off. If I could actually, you know, lift and throw it.
Aim for the head.
Farther to the left, though, is my OfficeJet printer. That would effectively knock their noggins off. If I could actually, you know, lift and throw it.
Aim for the head.
Possibly douse yourself in perfume samples, combined with pouring ink on your head -- maybe they don't like the smell, and will stay away from your head, while you aim for theirs.
A set of brass fire-irons. (I imagine the shovel and the poker would be the most useful of these, and I could certainly hand you the stand, which is nice and weighted.)
okay, so far, I think you have the best chance of defeating zombies. Especially if we have a fire to heat the poker in. :D
All I got is the Awesome GF's laptop. And the Awesome GF, but I ain't going there.
Well, Awesome GF is not an object, so I say go with the laptop. Maybe use it like a Pac-Man and snap it shut around their heads?
My daughter. That's disconcerting.
Hm. Does your daughter have any particular talents?
My camera and my t.v. remote were both the same distance away on my left. Which one would you like me to bring?
Good question. Possibly the camera, to momentarily blind them with the flash while someone else sneaks up behind them and cuts their head off?
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