Insane Pairing from Icons meme

[tzikeh]

Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing.

My first pair is John Adams & Jed Bartlet.... Are they supposed to have sex in this meme? Because it would be awfully masturbatory.

Sirius Black & Al Calavicci -- WTF.

Cambot & Dr. Perry Cox -- and, another WTF.

John Crichton & Crow -- at least this one is used to puppets and robots.

Brother Justin Crowe & Darien Fawkes -- hm. Crowe and Fawkes....

Artemus Gordon & Gypsy -- ... I got nothin'.

Hamlet & Bobby Hobbes -- and this one makes my head a splode.

Laura Holt & Dr. Gregory House -- well, they *do* bring the pretty, but he'd eat her alive.

The Hulk & Thomas Jefferson -- ...yeah, good luck with this one.

Mrs. Lovett & Remus Lupin -- I. Well. He'd flee, wouldn't he. Or he'd end up in a pie. Or worse.

Leo McGarry & David McNorris -- Leo would put up with NONE of it.

Frank McPike & Cold Miser -- Er.

Heat Miser & Fox Mulder -- Er. Though Mulder would *believe* in him. And Santa. And the elves.

Number 6 & Olly -- That's such a mindfuck I think I have to go lie down. Okay, I'm back.

Kelly Robinson & Rygel -- WHAT!?

Alexander Scott & Tom Servo -- see above.

Shakespeare & Sifl -- Oh, YEAH, baby. Stoned sockpuppets in iambic pentameter!

Remington Steele & Aeryn Sun -- This couple wins hands-down for Teh Pretteh. But she'd KICK his ass.

Sweeney Todd & Jim West -- Er. Er. Er.

Dr. James Wilson & Toby Ziegler -- They could... have Passover together?

Comments

[kassrachel.livejournal.com]

They could... have Passover together?

::dies::

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

*laughing her head off*

John Adams/Jed Bartlet is SO CRACKTASTIC!

Heat Miser & Fox Mulder -- Er. Though Mulder would *believe* in him. And Santa. And the elves.

Heeeeee.

[neonnurse.livejournal.com]

Sirius Black & Al Calavicci

Sam would have to Leap into Sirius, wouldn't he? Wow. I'd read that.

[penknife.livejournal.com]

"Well, Sam, Ziggy says there's a ... ninety-three percent chance you're here to stop this Sirius Black guy from getting framed for the murder of his best friend and his wife."

"Great. You're sure he's not guilty, right?"

"Pretty sure. Well, sort of sure." Al waved his hands in a not-particularly-comforting gesture of frustration. "We think he's kind of nuts."

"... but not a murderer."

"Probably not a murderer. He keeps raving about a Dark Lord and demanding that we give his magic wand back."

"Magic ... wand?" Sam reached into his pocket and pulled out a dark wooden stick. "He thinks he has a magic wand, and you think he's only kind of nuts?"

"Well, the thing is ... Ziggy thinks there's actually some probability that ... well, you're not going to believe this, but ..."

Sam waved the wand experimentally, producing a shower of brightly-colored sparks. He dropped it in shock, and prodded it with his foot. "What the hell was that?"

"Well, it may actually be possible that ... well, that you're a wizard."

"... oh, boy."

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

John Adams/Jed Bartlet is SO CRACKTASTIC!

They'd spend the entire evening with Bartlet constantly asking for explanations of why certain decisions were made and what the Continental Congress was *really* like and Adams wondering what the Hell happened to the plan....

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

SHINY DIME!

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Lucky for you - penknife just wrote it here in comments.

[penknife.livejournal.com]

I will treasure it always!

... it would have made a really good Quantum Leap episode, too.

[nestra.livejournal.com]

Oh, my god, I am not at all flying under the radar at work as I sit here at my desk and wheeze.

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

pleasepleaseplease - write it!!! *dies*

[neonnurse.livejournal.com]

Woot!!!

[pun.livejournal.com]

I love this meme! I must run do it right now!

Although, like so many memes, it makes me realize how out of it I am. I've never even heard of half the folks on your list. I mean, who is this Shakespeare person?

[neonnurse.livejournal.com]

You are so very very very cool!

[nestra.livejournal.com]

"Come in for a pie, dearie?"

The proprietress, a stout woman with bright orange hair, approached him with an eagerness that Remus found unsettling. And was that a faint scent of blood? The smell of smoke helped mask it, and most people probably never noticed it.

"No thanks." He tried to walk past, but she grabbed his arm.

"Best pies in London! Something for every taste!"

"I'm not very hungry," he tried.

"You can help make the pies!"

"I'm not a cook either."

He couldn't break her hold as she pulled him inside. "I didn't ask you to cook, love."

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

SHINY DIME!

[nestra.livejournal.com]

Woohoo!

"Times is hard...times is hard..."

[truepenny.livejournal.com]

He liked women who topped.

It was what had drawn him to Laura, that air of authority, but although he'd hinted--delicately, suavely, never anything he couldn't deny if he had to--she'd never so much as raised an eyebrow in return.

This one didn't wait for hints.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

... shiny... dime...

*is dead*

[amilyn.livejournal.com]

O.M.G.

Also dead.

[penknife.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Now I want to see the episode, dammit. *misses Quantum Leap*

[gwyn-r.livejournal.com]

Artemus Gordon & Gypsy -- ... I got nothin'.


Honey, he IS Gypsy.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

I miss Quantum Leap too! *sigh*

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

"WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

ICON LOVE!!!

*ded*

[eliade.livejournal.com]

John Crichton & Crow -- at least this one is used to puppets and robots.

The alphabetical randomness of that is beautiful. *g*

The Hulk & Thomas Jefferson -- ...yeah, good luck with this one.

I just want to point out that *your* icons created this. YOURS. No one else's icons in the WORLD could have created this juxtaposition. Be proud, very proud...or, something. *g*

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

I just want to point out that *your* icons created this. YOURS. No one else's icons in the WORLD could have created this juxtaposition.

Yay?

[eliade.livejournal.com]

That is yay-worthy. You have an adorkable brain. *grin* Will I see you at next year's Escapade, btw?

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

I hope so! I'm planning on it at the moment, but who knows.

We're gonna get you to VividCon - you just wait.

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Dr. James Wilson & Toby Ziegler -- They could... have Passover together?

Hee.

[tayawulf.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, I second the begging. Please, please, please write this!

And damn you, it's your fault! You were the one who made me see 1776!

[tir.livejournal.com]

Leo McGarry & David McNorris -- Leo would put up with NONE of it.

True, but there is a certain snarky, substance-abusing symmetry there. Whether it was pre- or post-rehab McNorris would make some difference in the nature of the not-putting-up-with, but still, you're right.

[lumenara.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*