For those who have never seen it -

What merryish is like before coffee:

tzikeh: I downloaded Commander in Chief; we should watch it.
Merryish: (dreamily) Kyle Secor is in it...
tzikeh: Yes, and Donald Sutherland too.
Merryish: Is he killing vampires?
tzikeh: ...
Merryish He's probably out making sure they vote for him. The Undead support me in email.

This? Is why I try to get in one good conversation before coffee every weekend.