Yeah, but now I'm in *grad* school. I bet I wouldn't do as well on one of those quizzes.

You paid attention during 100% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

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If by "autodidact" they mean "complete nerd".

I wish I hated movies.

In the next sixty days, I want to see (links are to trailer sites; you can find reviews of most of these films at Rotten Tomatoes):

The Departed
The Prestige
Borat
The Queen
Night At the Museum
The Good Shepherd
Flushed Away
Jesus Camp
The Last King of Scotland
Volver
Shut Up and Sing
A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints
Stranger than Fiction
Old Joy
Happy Feet

Deliver Us from Evil. This is a New York Times site which requires registration (free, no spam), and it is the only place I could find the trailer. Everywhere else Google told me it would be, it had been removed. It is not at Apple. It is not at iFilm. It is not at even at the official website of the movie. ETA: Found it at Boston.com, which does not require registration.

Little Children
Casino Royale
For Your Consideration
Bobby
Fast Food Nation
The History Boys
The U.S. vs. John Lennon
The Good German
Charlotte's Web
Dreamgirls
Venus
Catch a Fire
Pan's Labyrinth
So Much So Fast
The Bridge
...So Goes The Nation


DAMN YOU, HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS AND THE OSCARS! Nothing to see all summer long, and now this. Fuckers. I'm going to have to sell plasma, or turn tricks or something. Not to mention finding a way to make each day 50 hours long.

Insider tip - buy stock in No-Doz.

(P.S. If anyone who has seen any of these wants to talk me out of it because you thought it was really really bad, go for it in the comments.)