Oh, dear.

It's an ordinary workday at the mall. Except for the Tim Curry, the bees, and the self-loathing.

:still crying with laughter:

Judging by the the iconage already occurring in the comments, siodhchan's blurted response is undoubtedly going to become the de facto response to anyone's "I had a horribly embarrassing run-in with a celebrity" story. (Doubly funny if the celebrity is Eddie Izzard.)