I only want two things. Well, today, anyway.

1) A website that lists every single episode of every flavor of Law and Order by title *and gives the verdict*. If I get sucked into an episode of L&O, and I can tell from the particulars of the case that if the verdict goes a certain way I am going to be VERY PUT OUT, I want to be able to pause the TiVo, look up the verdict, and change the channel if I have to.

2) The new iPod Touch, because OMG. Touchscreen interface like the iPhone, wifi access to the web, direct download from the iTunes store to the iPod, and flip it horizontally to view your video in widescreen. As soon as it has a decent amount of storage (16GB wtf?!) it will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.

Little Bobby Zimmerman sez: "Fandom Kicks Ass!"

I should have added sockkpuppett's and my "We made this!" at the end, but I wasn't thinking. :D

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