Yuletide Madness: we are punchy

Over in the yuletide irc chatroom, things are kind of ludicrous. We've taken to watching the number of stories go up, and then pasting random facts from Wikipedia's page on that year into the room (Yuletide is educational!). The "years" go by so fast that we miss a few here and there, but here's "what happened" when we hit 1778 stories:

tzikeh: 1778--George Washington approves the dishonorable discharge of Lieut. Frederick Gotthold Enslin for "attempting to commit sodomy, with John Monhort a soldier".
tzikeh: FINALLY GOT TO BUTTSECKS!
rosefox: that's right
rosefox: between the downfall of sodom and gomorrah and 1778: no buttsecks anywhere
tzikeh: nope. had to be rediscovered.
tzikeh: thought to be lost for centuries
Rosefox: that would be the best indiana jones movie ever
xenacryst: *sporfle*
falzalot: indiana jones and the surprise buttsecks?
tzikeh: I'm afraid of yuletide.
marzilla: *dies*