Get out the bukkit and fill it with whut

Seriously, we live in Bizarro World, right?



Yeah. That would be the graphic Fox News put up to discuss the Lincoln/Douglas debates.

Stephen, Frederick, Douglas, Douglass, whatev.

BRING ME THE WHUTBUKKIT

Also, today is the five-year anniversary of the "lookit lookit mommy I flied a plaaaaane!" "Mission Accomplished" speech.

Please, I'm begging you, distract me with random questions.