Putting the "pr0n" in "prone"

Today's mini-lesson: "prone" means "on one's front" or "lying face downward". There is many a piece of fanfiction in which a character who is described as being "prone" in a sexual situation proceeds to do something which would instantly render him mostly dead.

(Psst: the word which means "on one's back" is "supine".)

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