You know what's the most dangerous thing in the world? A ninja with a library card.

So there I was, eating my grapefruit, watching Ace of Cakes reruns on the TiVo, with my laptop open to my online Astronomy quiz....( and then suddenly I'm in an episode of The Wire )

You know, all I wanted to do this morning was eat my grapefruit and take my astronomy quiz. And then suddenly it's fucking HBO out my front door. WTF, life.

BTW for your Ace of Cakes fans--Food Network is showing a preview of the new season on Sunday night. I just saw an ad for it.