Dan Dan Revolution (a big Watchmen fan) invites the Fox suits to eat several dicks.
Sure, it's a juvenile way to put it--"you will never have eaten enough dicks" isn't exactly phrasing one would use in a professional letter to studio heads--but his central point (the one about money, not the one about dicks) is excellent, simple, and true. Plus he uses bacon in his metaphors, which is never a bad thing.