I think President Obama is tired of this motherfucking Congress on this motherfucking Capitol Hill

Holy shit.

If you can't see the embedded video, you can watch it here. (Around 4:15, 4:30 is when lasers start shooting out of his eyes, and it just gets better from there.)

Why haven't any other Presidents spoken like this about their proposals?!?!

(omg President Obama you can come here and scold me too....)

ETA:
tzikeh: Watch this, and love your president. LOVE HIM.
carlascribbles: I don't love him that way, is the thing.
tzikeh: umm, trust me. I want him to come take me to task now.
carlascribbles: I am just not down with fancying real-life heads of the state, is the thing. Or anyone with, like, Constitution-based superpowers who probably googles himself on a regular basis. Although, I have to say.
tzikeh: a;lskgdha;lksdjf;alkgh;akldj;falgh;aklsdjf

EATA:

Part II of the speech. If you can't see this, it's here.