I'm doomed.

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Space Bags, anyone? Bug Vac? Eggstractor? The One-Touch Can Opener?

Doomed. Totally doomed.

I THINK MY HEART JUST EXPLODED FROM WHITE COLLAR

I am so in love with White Collar that I don't even know what to DO with myself.

( spoilers have a refined palate )

I have to watch this episode like, ten times to post clearly about it because my brain is all googly with joy. I have no idea if anything under the cut makes any sense at all because I have sparkly hearts in my eyes.

Also, if you have not seen the trailer for next episode, HIE THEE HENCE. Then, once you've watched that (it starts out "Tuesday! White Collar is terrific, charming, and all-new"), you can watch a brief clip from the episode (it clearly takes place very early on) that's just darling and hilarious.

SPARKLY HEARTS EVERYWHERE FOR THIS SHOW.

P.S. Spoilery discussion in the comments is expected, but please don't talk about the "next week on" or the clip from next week--lots of people don't watch that stuff.