Daaaaaaang, Sauron, what do you WANT?

Best thing I've read about the volcano:

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've seen of Iceland's
Eyjafjallajökull,
I'd say the fuckers
Have it covered
Twice.

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And if you haven't seen some of the photo collections, you really owe it to yourself to check them out.