Sometimes, "Seriously? Seriously?!" is the only response available

Dear Women Who Are Making My Side Look Bad:

It. Is. Hair.

It. Grows. Back.

Sincerely,

My Side


(honest to GOD you would think that the stylist cut off a limb or something)

(tangentially with regard to scheduling an appointment if you ask for a dramatically different hairstyle three days before starting a new job that fact will not endow your stylist with the magical ability to give you the most perfect haircut ever and do not START me on the brides-to-be ladies you have been planning the wedding for two years did it only now occur to you that you would want to try a new haircut before it became too late to do anything about it omg)