Bono, The Edge, Julie Taymor, NOOOOOOOO....

Oh, how I had hoped that Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark was dead.

BREAKING: The Spider-Man Musical Will Be Worse Than You Could Possibly Imagine

Reeve Carney, who will play Peter/Spidey, singing "Boy Falls From the Sky," one of the numbers from the show:

GREEN GOBLIN'S COSTUME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: