Argh, suck!

I am so, so grateful that there will be three more episodes of Sherlock, but this is nothing but suck for Martin Freeman:

Freeman had to turn down role of Bilbo Baggins in The Hobbit due to scheduling conflicts with the second season of Sherlock.

FEH.

Have you ever noticed that "20/20" has a slash in it?

Yeah, one more thing I've had enough of.

Seen in just the past day:

1) Gen, or Neal/Peter if you squint
2) Could be Sherlock/John if you squint.
3) I didn't write this intending it to be slashy, but I guess it's there if you squint
4) I don't write slash, but this is very squint-worthy!


Dear Fandom,

Get glasses.

No love,

Me.

ETA: lady_songsmith has come up with a simple phrase I adore to replace all this bullshit squinting: "I am half-tempted to propose "X if you squint" be replaced with "no more X than the source material."

And just like that, a solution.

Now watch absolutely no one adopt it.