You can talk to birds?

Stephen Sondheim has written a (two-part!) memoir.

Volume I, Finishing the Hat: Collected Lyrics (1954-1981) with Attendant Comments, Principles, Heresies, Grudges, Whines and Anecdotes, is currently in bookstores.

Nobody told me about this.

You're all fired.

(Oops! A link to my Amazon wishlist! What's that doing here?)