You know you want it.

My fanfiction archive search option dream du jour:

"fandom" AND "pairing" AND NOT "author"

Alas, this Boolean gem doesn't stand a chance of implementation unless and until an epic war is waged upon the "Cult of Nice"—waged and won—by the coalition forces of "Seriously, Have You Ever Read a Book" and "Jesus Fucking Christ, My Eyes"—a war the magnitude of which would not have been witnessed by the world of words since the battlefields of 15th-century Southern England echoed with anguished long vowels as a million tongues were pulled, inexorably, upward and forward, by The Fightin' Diphthongs of the 1700's.



(I have been drinking.)