What do you do with a B.A. in English?

Yes, as of May 3rd, I will have a second Bachelor's degree (my first is in Theater and Speech). One from Northwestern, one from Northeastern. Kinda cool.

Now I just need to finish up with certification requirements, and then, if I'm very lucky, I can get a job as a barista. As we all know, public schoolteachers are bleeding the nation's coffers dry, and, God willing, not a single one will ever be hired again.

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