They keep getting older; I still feel the same

Harrison Ford is going to be 70 next year.

70.

This has been your "time is motherfuckin' linear" information for the day.

What.

In more entertaining Harrison Ford news, however, it looks like he's decided to trash his years-long habit of phoning it in and start acting again. I cannot wait for this movie.

(I have a sense that there's one bit of dialogue in the trailer that is going to be making the rounds among fandom as a delicious sound-bite. You'll know it when you hear it.)