Louis vs Rick: the story of a man who taught his cat to use instant messaging

1:45 PM

Louis: rick
Louis: rick
Louis: rick
Louis: rick

2:22 PM

Louis: rick

Rick: Sorry Lou I was away. It's chaos over here, so what do you need?

Louis: i need you to come home its thanksgiving

Rick: Yeah I'm sorry about that, it's a work crisis, I have to be here.

Louis: im having a crisis too

Rick: Seriously? I need you to be serious. What is it?

Louis: my bowl is full of cat food
Louis: my bowl is full of cat food on thanksgiving

Rick: I don't have time for this now, Lou. If I get out of here at a reasonable hour I'll pick up something special from the deli and you can have some.

Louis: ill believe that when i see it

3:01 PM

Louis: rick
Louis: rick
Louis: rick

Rick: WHAT

Louis: hey how do you make those big letters

Rick: Shift key.

Louis: shift wtf is shift

Rick: Look at the keyboard, one left and one right. You hold them down and push a letter and it makes it big.

Louis: AAAAAZ?"??"
Louis: the two at once thing isnt really working for me

Rick: Yeah. Well, there's the caps lock too.

Louis: whats that

Rick: Never mind. I have to go.

Louis: oh
Louis: OH
Louis: OH MY GOD

Rick: Christ.

Louis: RICK
Louis: RICK
Louis: RICK
Louis: RICK
Louis: RICK

Rick: WHAT

Louis: THIS IS AMAZING
Louis: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THIS BEFORE

Rick: Well, it's not really.. I mean, you can use it for certain things, but usually people don't use it because it looks like yelling.

Louis: I KNOW ITS PERFECT
Louis: CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE RICK
Louis: ALL THE TIME

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