Because God hates me.

[tzikeh]

The Lord of the Rings: The Musical.

::weeps openly::

Further info here.

Comments

[movies-michelle.livejournal.com]

I want to believe they could actually make it work. I do. I don't at the moment, but I want to.

[yahtzee63.livejournal.com]

Me, I'm seeing the Ringwraiths snapping their fingers and hopping along like the Jets in "West Side Story."

All the elves should have choreography by Ann Reinking, in the style of Bob Fosse. Who says you can't wear robes with a fedora?

[movies-michelle.livejournal.com]

Hee! "When you're a 'wraith, you're a 'wraith all the way..." And then they get in line at the end of their big number and do kicks, like the Rockettes.

Actually, from the press release, the producer is the same one who did the JSC revival/movie in 2001, which was pretty interesting, which gives me some hope.

"Frodo of the niiiiiine fingers, and the Ring of Doooooooooooooooom!"

[cereta.livejournal.com]

/me looks at the calendar.

Are we sure it's not April 1st?

[loreleif.livejournal.com]

I think I may have to hurt you. Badly. If I get that song stuck in my head? You will die. -dark look of promise-

Really, the only song I wanna see is "Where There's a Whip, There's a Way!"

[mtgat]

Huh. And I just wanted to see Bilbo's solo "I Am the Very Model of a Hobbit Individual (Now Gimme My Ring)."

Rings Rings

[morgandawn.livejournal.com]

Dear merciful God in heaven. Yet ANOTHER boring ring cycle to sit through....

or to quote Emmett in this week's OAF: I'd go if it was Lord of the Cock Ring.

[movies-michelle.livejournal.com]

Hey, if I've got to suffer, I'm not suffering alone!

As I was walking across campus, I also had "Thank heaven for little guys, for little guys can sneak into Mount Doom..." going through my head.

[prillalar]

At least it's not "...On Ice!"

Well, not *yet*.

Hmm, Elvis Stojko as Boromir?

[movies-michelle.livejournal.com]

Eeep! I just had an image of Scott Hamilton as Frodo! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHH!

[prillalar]

I just had to add...

I told my SO about this tonight at the pub and his contributution was:

Tonya Harding as Arwen

(He's an Aragorn/Eowyn shipper. But then, aren't we all?)