I'm so bored I may have to resort to doing some work

[tzikeh]

Where *is* everyone? The internet could not be more dead today! Nothing on lj, nothing on blogs, nothing on metafilter, nothing nothing nothing. It's a Eliotesque wasteland out there. Tell me a joke! Tell me a story! Sing me a song! Anything!

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[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I suspect everyone else is at a party we were not invited to. It is the only explanation!!!

True story:

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

P (to Marzipan): You can cat if you want to...

Me: Did you just say "You can cat if you want to" to the cat?

P: Yes, yes I did.

Me: She can leave her friends behind?

P: Yes, and you know why?

Me: Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of hers?

P: Exactly.

Me: Thank you oh so much for putting that craptastic earworm in my head. Men have died for less than this.

P: Hey, it's a dangerous world now, since September 11.

Me: You mean, if I don't sing lousy 80s pop tunes, the terrorists win?

P: You got it.

[jackiekjono.livejournal.com]

I could send you a picture of George, the puppy.

Re: True story:

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

I really need a "HEE!" icon. Or perhaps "BWAH!"

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

PUPPY!

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

Hey, I posted! That's a big step for me! Okay, so it wasn't all that entertaining. Umm... want to hear about my trip to the grocery store?

*is pathetically boring*

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

*smooch*

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Drat. Of course, I'm having a party tonight, so...

But I'm online NOW and I want ENTERTAINMENT, dammit!

[movies-michelle.livejournal.com]

*dies at icon* I think I might have died at that icon before, but it was long enough ago that I resurrected, had some snacks, and am now ready to die again.

Mmm, snacks...

[liviapenn.livejournal.com]

How can you say there's nothing on metafilter? That Natalie Portman gangsta rap skit was the best thing ever. *G*

[shrift.livejournal.com]

I spent most of today in the woods. Like, literally tromping around on 20 acres out in the country, nudging at the bleached-white skull of a deer with my boot and trying not to get my clothes caught on raspberry brambles. There were burrs so I made an Aaron Burr joke, and nobody laughed.

There's no internet in the woods, man!

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Okay - fair enough. ;)

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

There's no internet in the woods, man!

The Unabomber knows...

Re: True story:

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

Actually, so do I.