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Jan. 24th, 2007 10:47 amI can't think of a subject line that doesn't give away what I want to say under the cut, and it involves upcoming, related spoilers for House and for Battlestar Galactica, so --
GodDAMMIT, why does *every* interesting or angry or nasty or fucked-up character have to have been abused as a child in order to be interesting or angry or nasty or fucked-up? Can't they just be that way because they *are that way*? Starbuck, House, and Apollo -- all of them were abused, which the non-spoiled-audience will find out in coming weeks. Being physically and/or mentally abused by their mothers and/or fathers is NOT INTERESTING, because it cheapens the impact of the characters' personalities. And why is "oh noes I was abuuuuuuused as a child" considered a sweeps-worthy ratings-grabber? Dramatic revelation of childhood abuse was already a tired cliché by the time yet *another* "very special episode" of the 80's-sitcom-of-your-choice used it.
Fuck ME, doesn't anyone listen to Kurt Vonnegut anymore?! He said that Iago is one of the most fascinating characters in all literature because he is flat-out evil and Shakespeare doesn't give us a reason. He just *is that way*. Listen to Vonnegut, you cretinous malatards! I was mentally and phsyically abused as a child and I'm not NEARLY as interesting a human being as House or Starbuck (was and I hope will be again), and I'm not as fuckin' whiny and pissy as Apollo (not that I'd want to be).
I expect better from writers of good tv shows (House). I *certainly* expect better from writers of great tv shows (Battlestar Galactica).
AUGH!
Pee Ess I'm looking at you, Thomas Harris. That's right, Thomas Harris. If I believed in committing such heinous acts, I'd burn both the book *and* the negatives for Hannibal Rising. I'm looking at you, Thomas Harris, but don't you look at me, Thomas Harris.
Where's Iago when you need him?
ETA Obviously, spoilers in the comments, too.
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Date: 2007-01-24 05:09 pm (UTC)... um, huh?
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Date: 2007-01-24 05:11 pm (UTC)Kill. Me.
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Date: 2007-01-24 05:12 pm (UTC)Whatever happened to the BAD SEED? Can't someone just be an awful murderous type for no reason at all except that they like it that way?
[raises fist in bad-guy-just-because solidarity]
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Date: 2007-01-24 05:15 pm (UTC)YES! The fact that Thomas Harris even signed off on that made me want to punch him in the face with the Fist-Of-Bad-Guy-Just-Because.
Now, Hannibal the book did do a little bit of this with poor widdle Misha being eaten, and I was like, oh, don't do that, you fuck. But it redeemed itself with that MAGNIFICENT last act. But now?
Don't look at me, Thomas Harris.
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Date: 2007-01-24 05:18 pm (UTC)I mean, I totally get what you're saying about House, but as we saw in the last HP book, Tom Riddle (aka, Voldemort) was just born a sociopath, and half the fandom was up in arms about that, you know?
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Date: 2007-01-24 05:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-24 05:20 pm (UTC)Okay, now one MIGHT be able to make a case for House's father abusing him emotionally? I mean, we already know that Dad was a Marine who flew choppers in 'Nam?
But physical abuse? Sexual abuse? The sexual abuse would be way too out there. The physical... I dunno, to be honest. :(
Either way, omg, House must be ABUSED. Oy.
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Date: 2007-01-24 05:20 pm (UTC)This cracked me up.
My favorite villains are villains who are the heroes of their own stories. Not because they're acting out due to early childhood abuse. And sometimes? People are just jerks. Just because. Look at Jayne! He loved his mama, but he was still a jerk. It happens!
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Date: 2007-01-24 05:24 pm (UTC)Damn. It.
I want Clarice Starling to go find Thomas Harris and be all "Stop messing with my boyfriend! I like him just the way he is! He made me the fabulous, exotic, sensual, free, and very very wealthy cannibal I am today! DON'T LOOK AT ME, THOMAS HARRIS!"
And then I want her to eat him.
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Date: 2007-01-24 05:45 pm (UTC)So, it wasn't that he was bad "just because", it's that he was bad for exactly the reason that the series was supposed to be repudiating.
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Date: 2007-01-24 05:45 pm (UTC)And yes...more Iago. A good juicy, unrepentant, character who is not trying to be saved, redeemed, or otherwise turned into something better.
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Date: 2007-01-24 06:02 pm (UTC)*I* wish that they would do more of using House as a vehicle for telling more interesting stories about the rest of the main cast more often, and use his current relationships to showcase his humanity, but hey.
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Date: 2007-01-24 06:24 pm (UTC)YES! Even the movie The Bad Seed totally copped out! It's one of my mom's favorites, and I remember watching it with her as a kid, but even then, I was all WTF? when the grandfather revealed the mom was the daughter of a murderer, which was supposed to explain why the little girl was evil. GAAARRRR.
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Date: 2007-01-24 06:37 pm (UTC)The problem is, fans have the same propensity (I remember when the first poor widdle Krycek was abused as a child stories came out, wanting to scream, "No, he didn't, dammit! Just let him be morally ambiguous!"), so you can't let us off the hook, either.
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Date: 2007-01-24 06:49 pm (UTC)Don't worry that Baltar's a Cylon. ;) They're gonna play with that, but from what I hear, he's totally human.
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Date: 2007-01-24 06:50 pm (UTC)I wasn't abused as a child. My parents were merely irritating. And I am *fascinating.* Really.
re: fans
Date: 2007-01-24 06:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-24 06:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-24 06:56 pm (UTC)Best. Response. EVAR.
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Date: 2007-01-24 07:55 pm (UTC)In other words, we know that Riddle is a bad guy because he chooses, for example, to hurt people with his ability to speak Parseltongue, as opposed to Harry, who uses his Parseltongue ability for good...i.e., being an orphan and having the ability to speak to snakes doesn't make somebody bad.
(Sorry, Tzikeh, for going totally off the point *g*)
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Date: 2007-01-24 07:58 pm (UTC)They can identify sociopaths from toddlerhood. But who wants to know that little Johnny is destined to kill animals and possibly go on to be the town cannibal? We don't have the ability to cope with that kind of information, so when people can diagnose the monster in preschool, they find ways to try to tame them into acceptable behavior, which only, of course, makes for little Hannibals and Dexters and Baltars.
As desperately as I loved Dexter, there was a part of me that was so disappointed by the trauma as catalyst for both his and his brother's pathology. In real life, it doesn't take a trauma to make a psycho, though of course, it often helps trigger a pathology that's already existent. I would have loved it if it had just been in the genes.
The thing I loved most about Apollo was him being whiny and pissy because of being raised by a military dad he thought was a bad dad. How much more realistic is that? Any military brat can tell you how true it is. And I'm really hating the slack they're cutting Starbuck, someone who right now, I loathe as a character -- precisely because they're trying to whitewash the astounding selfishness by making her so put upon and abused. Whatevs.
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Date: 2007-01-24 08:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-24 08:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-24 08:12 pm (UTC)Rob Keenan said "I fear that in many cases, we need to label people insane because we can't handle the notion that they are perfectly normal -- save for a few horribly antisocial tendencies." And *that's good drama*, you fucks.
Sigh.
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Date: 2007-01-24 08:18 pm (UTC)I'm so fed up with the either/or in this culture and country - it's why George Bush succeeded for six years with "You're either with us or you're supporting the terrorists" bullshit. So few people can hold two opposing thoughts in their head at the same time. I swear, we need a mandatory class in all public schools called "Walking *and* Chewing Gum - You Can Do It!"
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Date: 2007-01-24 08:23 pm (UTC)Why must everything be explained?
I know, I know. Because? Vast majority of people = stupid.
I want my own network. I want to take over ABC and call it "Ambiguous By Choice". Only smart people would watch. I'd also like to blow the Nielsen Company off the face of the Earth.
I wish a lot of things.
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Date: 2007-01-24 08:36 pm (UTC)Re: Baltar
Date: 2007-01-24 08:38 pm (UTC)drown cats and blind puppies
Date: 2007-01-24 09:48 pm (UTC)And that is exactly why Iago perpetually remains in my top five favorite villians. He's evil just because he is and that makes more emotional impact than Shakespeare going: "Oh, and btw, Iago totally had childhood issues" ever would.
And don't even get me started on Thomas Harris. All I ever think when I see the new ads is Why? Why?
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Date: 2007-01-24 09:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-25 01:08 am (UTC)Yeah.
And don't get me started on Harris.