Good to know!

[tzikeh]

According to "Real Fact" #110, printed in my Snapple's bottle cap, frogs never drink. I wonder if it's because they just don't like the taste, or if their religion forbids it. Maybe they know that if they start, they just won't stop. Or maybe it's just because they've seen what it does to the lizards. "Wow, you guys, Steve hurled *all over* his warm rock this morning. Fuck that noise--I'm sticking with Snapple!"

(Also--"real fact"? I guess they want to differentiate from the other kind of "facts", like the ones we get from Karl Rove, Dubya, and Fox News. Oh, wait--those three things are actually just one thing. It's kinda like the Trinity: the Father, the Son, and the Holy Fuck.)

And now, I'm off to my U.S. History class; we're just past the Constitutional Convention and the Jefferson Administration. At least those fellows were flat-out *honest* that their sole purpose was protecting the interests of rich white men.

La-di-dah, la-di-dah.

Comments

[topaz7.livejournal.com]

LOL! thanks for the morning funny.

I think it's Holy "Fux", though. And your comment about the founding dudes is sadly true.

;)

[lydiabell.livejournal.com]

According to "Real Fact" #110, printed in my Snapple's bottle cap, frogs never drink.

cereta will be so glad to hear that. ;-)

[zoerayne]

frogs never drink

This shows otherwise.... *koff*

Caution: Clicking the above link may destroy vital parts of your childhood. Don't say I didn't warn you. *g*

[boniblithe.livejournal.com]

Frogs absorb all the moisture they need through the pores of their skin. /science geek

[xenacryst.livejournal.com]

The Trinity, the... *snurk*

*splutter*

*falls over wheezing*

Thank you, that was priceless.