Dear Borrower,

[tzikeh]

Thank you for selecting XXXX for your student loan.

The enclosed Notice of Guarantee/Disclosure Statement shows the incorrect amount of $99,999 in the "Requested Loan Amount" line. We regret any confusion this error may have caused. XXXX is working with the Guarantor to resolve this problem so that future Notice of Guarantee/Disclosure Statements are correct.

Thank you for your patience and understanding with this matter.

Sincerely,

XXXX

Well, *that* would have been optimistic of me, wouldn't it? I especially love the idea that this misprint might have caused *confusion*. "I can't remember--did I request tuition and expenses, or did I request a down-payment on a small mansion in the north suburbs? Shoot, I know I have the paperwork somewhere...."

Comments

[zoerayne]

Heee!

May I metaquote?

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Sure - you never need to ask . Just assume everything here is QWP. :)

[falzalot.livejournal.com]

What's really sad... if I had $99,999 for a down, I *still* couldn't afford a townhouse. :-/