I'm having a ... discussion (not on lj) with someone who cannot understand the concept of a television season. She will not let go of the idea that this season of Heroes ends in early December, because the promos say things like "They only have FIVE WEEKS to blah blah blah" (avoiding spoilers). I have tried, carefully, more than once, and with small words, to explain how a standard network season works. Her answer is that I'm wrong, and she can prove it because she googled it -- and the source she chose to use to back her up from her foray into Google? A thread on Ask Metafilter.
So - just how dumb does someone have to be before I'm allowed to think of them as food?