Heroes - Four Months Ago

[tzikeh]

(Adam tells Peter to think about the things that matter to him or some such; Peter takes out the photo of him and Nathan)
shrift: *flaily hands*
tzikeh: *flaily hands*
shrift: *flaily hands*
tzikeh: *pauses TiVo* Okay, I think the flaily hands mean we should pause, or....
shrift: I'm not in it for the incest or the RPS, or --
tzikeh: Neither am I, but --
shrift: When they just HAND it to you --
tzikeh: I KNOW!
shrift: *more flailing*
tzikeh: I mean, Peter's passport says he's a woman, and --
shrift: And NATHAN
tzikeh: It's like a WEDDING picture
shrift: They went and got married, and
tzikeh: So Peter is a girl and there's all this and Nathan's a New York -- does this make Nathan Rudy Giuliani?
shrift: Except *he's* not the one who's cross-dressing!
tzikeh: Good luck running for office, there, Nathan.
shrift: So it's a transsexual gay --
tzikeh: Okay, we have to pull it together, because this is supposed to be a really serious episode.
shrift: (points at the television) YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!

 

1) Mama Petrelli totally has the Power of Persuasion. It was one of the two powers I suspected she had, and I think it's about 99% confirmed at this point.
2) Hand-wavey: those cells would be wired for video and sound for constant monitoring.
3) Niki should be so mentally fucked up at this point that she *shouldn't* be let out of the facility.
4) Hand-wavey: If you've never kissed, you wouldn't know how to kiss like Elle kissed Peter.
5) Elle - wow. You're fucked up.
6) Hand-wavey: Peter traveled by freight container to Ireland. And... he's not dead of dehydration (or sitting in his own waste) why?
7) Okay, so Adam's "immortal", but that's due to his power, which is that his blood is a constant regenerative. Nice.
8) Hand-wavey: NO reports, ANYWHERE, about what happened in Kirby Plaza? Or at least about the GIANT EXPLOSION IN THE SKY? And, if not, then why put this viral video out on the web last week?
9) Maja and Alejandro - your backstory still doesn't make me interested in you.
10) The Haitian is called "The Haitian". Maybe his dampening powers make everyone forget his name all the time. There you go. Fixed that for you.
It goes to 11) When do the "A man walks into a bar" jokes begin?