Solved!

[tzikeh]

No more worries about the writers' strike -- I've solved it. We outsource all of the tv scriptwriting to Bollywood. Every one of our shows becomes a musical, and there are elephants everywhere.

Heroes? Songs and elephants.
House? Songs and elephants.
Smallville? Songs and elephants.
Supernatural? Songs and elephants.
SGA? Songs and elephants.
Reaper? Songs and elephants.
Prison Break? Songs and elephants.
Pushing Daisies? Songs and elephants.
Law and Order? SONGS AND ELEPHANTS.

IT WOULD TOTALLY WORK. WITH ELEPHANTS.