FML

[tzikeh]

If EVERY SINGLE FANFICTION AUTHOR doesn't learn the difference between "lie" and "lay" PRONTO, I am going to SET ALL OF THEM ON FIRE.

NNNNNNGGGGGHHHH.

*koff*

As you were.

ETA You don't even have to memorize any rules, okay? I'll give you a mnemonic: "lie" rhymes with "recline," and "lay" rhymes with "place." IT'S. NOT. HARD. As for past and past participle tenses, LOOK IT UP. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET. YOU DON'T EVEN NEED A GRAMMAR BOOK; YOU'RE ON THE INTERFUCKINGNET.