Aren't there enough wars already? Did we have to *invent* one?

[tzikeh]

Hey! Thanks to alyxbradford, you can prepare yourself for the next time you receive one of the "There Is a War on Christmas!" emails, or if someone demands "how dare you wish me 'Happy Holidays'?": the facts about Christmas, complete with Biblical canon and European and American history.

Not that you're likely to get results, but at least you won't be left flailing about in impotent rage or chopping people up for kindling.

Also, Charles Dickens? Fuck you. You wanna piece of me? Don't look at me, Charles Dickens. Ass.