Oh, all-knowing flist: HALP

[tzikeh]

I have been searching for reasonably-priced travel options from Chicago to either Columbus or Cincinnati Ohio that allow me to stay the weekend, and don't arrive in Ohio at 3am.

I am stymied at every turn.

I have looked at trains, buses, and even flights. What the hell, transportation?

If anyone has ever traveled this route and knows a decent way to do it, I would appreciate your insight.

In the meantime: fuck Amtrak, fuck Greyhound, and fuck airlines.