Because I promised Sisabet
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tzikehThe 10, 10, and 10 meme.
Top 10 Fictional One-Night Stands:
1) Hannibal Lecter, if I were guaranteed to come out of it alive and unmaimed.
2) Sam Beckett.
3) James West. HELL-o.
4) Napoleon Solo, because he must be a great lay.
5) Movieverse Wolverine. Again with the HELL-o. I'd love to move him down into Fraught and Ultimately Doomed, but I don't think he'd stick around that long.
6) Luke Girardi. Um. Yes. I'll be over here avoiding fictional statutory rape charges now, 'kay?
7) Spike.
8) Qui-Gon.
9) Admiral Pellew.
10) Edmund Blackadder, Elizabethan era.
11) Illya Kuryakin.
Top 10 Fictional Spectacular But Fraught and Ultimately Doomed Affairs:
1) Indiana Jones, who would run into me somewhere exotic and bring me along on his adventures and then I'd dump him for a fling with his dad. Ahem.
2) Lex Luthor -- and no, I wouldn't try to kill him... I think.
3) Rube. He doesn't like to get involved, but I'd *get* him involved, and then he'd blame me because he got involved, and it wouldn't end well, but it would be really, really snarky while it lasted.
4) Fox Mulder, once he actually got a bedroom.
5) Dale Cooper.
6) Benton Fraser.
7) Jean-Luc Picard. Smart, hot, fascinating, but ultimately he's just ... the boy needs *help*.
8) Dan Rydell. We'd have a great time, but I know I'd wind up playing Yenta!Date and pushing him toward Casey.
9) Perry Cox.
10) Obi-Wan.
11) Brother Justin. Doomed and damned, but hoooo-boy.
Top 10 Fictional Forever Partners:
1) Leo McGarry. I don't care if you work all the time, honey. I do too.
2) Remington Steele. I knew, even when I was 12, that he'd give up his thieving ways and his roaming existence for me. What? I had a fedora and everything!
3) Frank McPike, because he is God. No, trust me. God. I know these things.
4) Bobby Hobbes (a.k.a. bobbyhobbes!)
5) Jed Bartlet, if he weren't already taken.
6) Ray Vecchio -- if Mama approves, of course.
7) Artemus Gordon.
8) Rupert Giles.
9) John Crichton. Just... John Crichton.
10) Jon Stewart. Oh, wait, he's not fictional. Cosmo Brown, then!
11) Samwise Gamgee. DUH.
Top 10 Fictional One-Night Stands:
1) Hannibal Lecter, if I were guaranteed to come out of it alive and unmaimed.
2) Sam Beckett.
3) James West. HELL-o.
4) Napoleon Solo, because he must be a great lay.
5) Movieverse Wolverine. Again with the HELL-o. I'd love to move him down into Fraught and Ultimately Doomed, but I don't think he'd stick around that long.
6) Luke Girardi. Um. Yes. I'll be over here avoiding fictional statutory rape charges now, 'kay?
7) Spike.
8) Qui-Gon.
9) Admiral Pellew.
10) Edmund Blackadder, Elizabethan era.
11) Illya Kuryakin.
Top 10 Fictional Spectacular But Fraught and Ultimately Doomed Affairs:
1) Indiana Jones, who would run into me somewhere exotic and bring me along on his adventures and then I'd dump him for a fling with his dad. Ahem.
2) Lex Luthor -- and no, I wouldn't try to kill him... I think.
3) Rube. He doesn't like to get involved, but I'd *get* him involved, and then he'd blame me because he got involved, and it wouldn't end well, but it would be really, really snarky while it lasted.
4) Fox Mulder, once he actually got a bedroom.
5) Dale Cooper.
6) Benton Fraser.
7) Jean-Luc Picard. Smart, hot, fascinating, but ultimately he's just ... the boy needs *help*.
8) Dan Rydell. We'd have a great time, but I know I'd wind up playing Yenta!Date and pushing him toward Casey.
9) Perry Cox.
10) Obi-Wan.
11) Brother Justin. Doomed and damned, but hoooo-boy.
Top 10 Fictional Forever Partners:
1) Leo McGarry. I don't care if you work all the time, honey. I do too.
2) Remington Steele. I knew, even when I was 12, that he'd give up his thieving ways and his roaming existence for me. What? I had a fedora and everything!
3) Frank McPike, because he is God. No, trust me. God. I know these things.
4) Bobby Hobbes (a.k.a. bobbyhobbes!)
5) Jed Bartlet, if he weren't already taken.
6) Ray Vecchio -- if Mama approves, of course.
7) Artemus Gordon.
8) Rupert Giles.
9) John Crichton. Just... John Crichton.
10) Jon Stewart. Oh, wait, he's not fictional. Cosmo Brown, then!
11) Samwise Gamgee. DUH.
