Chicken from the Sky, and other quotes of Escapade

[tzikeh]

Here are just a few I managed to jot down in my five days in Oxnard. Actual con reportage coming soon.

"Senor Wences was never that mean. Except when he was drunk."

- "Master, Master, don't give me all your shrimp!"
- "Quiet - I'm listening to disco."

"You will be assimilated. And the company that will bring it to you? AT&T."

- "I love the ocean!"
- "Ah, but can you slash the ocean?"
- "Sure! Neptune!"

"It was Fermat's Last LJ Entry."

- "What did you have?"
- "Curry."
- "Ooh - what kind?"
- "Tim Curry."

"It would have been good if it was good."

"It's too early in the mawnin' for smut, maw."

"Ire and Lube!"

"ASS CRACKERS."

And of course, to the tune of "Riders on the Storm":

"Chicken from the sky,
chicken from the sky -
I think it tried to fly
that poor chicken from the sky.
I'll take a breast or thigh
and perhaps a piece of pie!
Chicken from the sky..."