Chicken from the Sky, and other quotes of Escapade

[tzikeh]

Here are just a few I managed to jot down in my five days in Oxnard. Actual con reportage coming soon.

"Senor Wences was never that mean. Except when he was drunk."

- "Master, Master, don't give me all your shrimp!"
- "Quiet - I'm listening to disco."

"You will be assimilated. And the company that will bring it to you? AT&T."

- "I love the ocean!"
- "Ah, but can you slash the ocean?"
- "Sure! Neptune!"

"It was Fermat's Last LJ Entry."

- "What did you have?"
- "Curry."
- "Ooh - what kind?"
- "Tim Curry."

"It would have been good if it was good."

"It's too early in the mawnin' for smut, maw."

"Ire and Lube!"

"ASS CRACKERS."

And of course, to the tune of "Riders on the Storm":

"Chicken from the sky,
chicken from the sky -
I think it tried to fly
that poor chicken from the sky.
I'll take a breast or thigh
and perhaps a piece of pie!
Chicken from the sky..."

Comments

Hmm...

[kassrachel.livejournal.com]

Clearly I didn't see enough you at Escapade, because somehow I missed all of these. :-)

Re: Hmm...

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

This is always the problem with Escapade - so many people I really want to hang out with and not nearly enough time. Plus I never manage to write down all the good quotes - I know when we had coffee on... Saturday morning? There were a bunch of good ones. Sigh.

Re: Hmm...

[taraljc.livejournal.com]

I really am starting to believe I shoulda skipped Houston, and gone to Escapade instead.

Re: Hmm...

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

I really am starting to believe I shoulda skipped Houston, and gone to Escapade instead.

Duh.

Chicken from the skyyyyyyyy

[therealjae.livejournal.com]

I fucking hate you.

-J, humming

P.S. I told the 'ire and lube' story and cracked Iain up in the car on the way home. ;-)

Re: Chicken from the skyyyyyyyy

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

It's the Best. Earworm. Ever.

::singing in little-Goblin voice::

WHERE'S THE SLASH??

Re: Chicken from the skyyyyyyyy

[luminosity]

..."(the vid)was really well done, but I liked it anyway."

Re: Chicken from the skyyyyyyyy

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

..."(the vid)was really well done, but I liked it anyway."

Oh LOL! Forgot that one.

Ass crackers and chicken from the sky

[gwyn-r.livejournal.com]

You know the scary thing about how much I was laughing after the ire and lube? I was still laughing by the time we got all the way back to my room across the frickin' building and four floors down. The poor guy in the elevator wanted to kill me dead.

Senor Wences in Oz. That's all I'm sayin'.

Re: Ass crackers and chicken from the sky

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Senor Wences in Oz! Ohhh NOOOOOO, Mr. BILL!!

When you laugh, you laugh.

chicken from the sky

[olympia-m.livejournal.com]

Now, why do I think of peeps when I hear of this?

And of course you can slash the ocean: look at Ulmo!

Sorry, I have no excuse.

please, forgive me!