Movie line meme -

[tzikeh]

Gacked from everyone:

Post a favorite line from a film here. Any film. Don't tell me what film it is. Then go tell someone else to do it, or pimp it in your LJ or something. It will be great--Charge of the Non Sequitur Brigade.

"Oh, helllllp! Damsel in distress currently on fire!"

Comments

[yahtzee63.livejournal.com]

"Double the lad's wager for me, you toad."

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

"A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming."

[taraljc.livejournal.com]

"If I don't shoot someone soon, I'm gonna forget how."

[dragovianknight.livejournal.com]

"We are the followers of Peter, the Dressmaker, he who was Christ's tailor."

[iamsab.livejournal.com]

"Kitten, NOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

[marycrawford.livejournal.com]

"Your mother mated with a scorpion."

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

"Remember that film we did in college? Kirk and Spock at the S&M bar. 'Beat me up, Scotty!'"

[(Anonymous)]

what's this from?

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

That would be Oliver Stone's Wild Palms. :-)

[heresluck]

"A family's like a gun: if you point it in the wrong direction, you're gonna kill somebody."

[zatvornitzy.livejournal.com]

You beat me to it ;) However, people of taste are permitted to do that.

Lovely

[kimberlyfdr.livejournal.com]

HC: "You heroes killed a dozen people this week. What are you going to do next week?"

JD: "Kill a dozen more."

[luminosity]

It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of Man forced to live in a barren, Godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation, forming a useless bleak straitjacket in a black absurd cosmos.

What are you doing Saturday night?

[tir.livejournal.com]

This may very well be the stupidest man on the face of the earth.

Perhaps we should shoot him.

[deejay.livejournal.com]

Those who would give up some of their liberty in order to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.

[bktheirregular]

"Are you sure?"
"I'm unpleasant; I'm not stupid. Of course I'm sure. I can count."

[zatvornitzy.livejournal.com]

"Did you hear? School's cancelled today because Kurt and Ram killed themselves in a repressed homosexual suicide pact."

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

LMAO! I love that line.

[taskir.livejournal.com]

"So it's kinda social. Demented and sad, but social."

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

"Doesn't that hurt?"

"Of course. The trick is not minding that it hurts."

[emeraldsedai.livejournal.com]

Dang! I can't believe someone beat me to this excellent line from a most excellent movie! Must go think up another one...

[thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com]

"If the men can't eat it, and I can't disect it, please don't shoot it."

[laitiane.livejournal.com]

"I brought a watermelon"

[the-emu.livejournal.com]

Yes!

8^-

[manynames.livejournal.com]

"Some guys just can't hold their arsenic."

[zeldaophelia.livejournal.com]

"Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?"

[ruric.livejournal.com]

"This is the way I look in the morning...it's called existential fatigue."

[bitpixie.livejournal.com]

I'm a boy. Oh, I'm a boy. I'm...I'm a boy...I'm a— I wish I were dead! I'm a boy, I'm a boy, oh boy, am I a boy. Now what am I gonna do about my engagement present?

[ealgylden.livejournal.com]

"I think you know what I'm getting' at, Mr. President. We're gonna kill us a mummy."

[rozk.livejournal.com]

Oh no, not ze Bore worms!

And

E is for Eddie; it's also for enough, which is what I'd had.

[emeraldsedai.livejournal.com]

All right, all right: Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog...what's Goofy?

[miladygrey.livejournal.com]

"It's not fair!"

"You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is?"

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

"You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."

and...

"Drinking don't bother my memory. If it did I wouldn't drink. I couldn't. You see, I'd forget how good it was, then where'd I be? Start drinkin' water, again."

[the-emu.livejournal.com]

"There are no condoms in heaven, Dr Riffleson. Certainly none that bite."

8^-

[flambeau.livejournal.com]

"I'm so sorry, Major Courtney, but I'm afraid General Gordon has bitten Mr Robinson's finger. Now he's on top of the cabinet and refuses to come down."

This is a great thread

[soapygirl.livejournal.com]

"I thought of that old joke, y'know, the, this, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" And the guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much how I feel about relationships. Y'know, they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd and, but, uh, I guess we keep going through it because, uh, most of us need the eggs."

[whatssnoo.livejournal.com]

Here you go: the killer's a literature professor. He cuts off little chunks from his victims' bodies until they die. He calls himself "the deconstructionist".

[weirdweb.livejournal.com]

"They all have husbands and wives and children and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?'"

:)