OF COURSE I'M MADE OF FOAM!

[tzikeh]

Over here is a brief quote with comments about House turning into a puppet, a la Angel. The comments, which are funnier than the original quote, include this tiny bit of dialog:

"Have you learned anything?"
"Yes. I'm a vampire puppet. And it's not a problem. I pay my bills. I drink blood. I function."
"You're made of foam!"
*banging foam cane on desk* *which is strangely non-compelling* "OF COURSE I'M MADE OF FOAM!"

which I am so sigging. I also quoted it to some friends.

tzikeh: <-- dead
basingstoke: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA
basingstoke: oh good lord
tzikeh: I'm totally sigging that
tzikeh: OF COURSE I'M MADE OF FOAM!
marzilla: The thing is, I can totally picture Puppet House.
tzikeh: oh yes -- with big googly blue eyes and a cane
marzilla: And I can totally picture Wilson's face when he sees him.
tzikeh: HEEEEE
tzikeh: oh dear
marzilla: A wee little cane!
marzilla: With which to whap everyone on their shins. Because you can do that when you're a puppet.
tzikeh: Wilson would have to carry him around, because he wouldn't let the trio touch him
basingstoke: looking up cuddy's skirt
tzikeh: oh god
basingstoke: "red panties, Dr. Cuddy?" Cuddy: *SCREAM* *punt*
tzikeh: oh noes
tzikeh: if he comes unstuffed, Wilson can suture him
basingstoke: foreman catches him
basingstoke: puppet!house: "totally worth it."
tzikeh: ahahahaahahahah
tzikeh: <-- dead
basingstoke: man
basingstoke: too funny
tzikeh: we have to write this episode.
basingstoke: can't deal
tzikeh: we can call it "Bile Time"
marzilla: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
marzilla: He has to give up the pills, because puppets can't swallow.
marzilla: Which works out to be both a good thing and a bad thing for Wilson, if you see where I'm going with this.
tzikeh: Puppet!Withdrawal!
basingstoke: but it's okay, because he can cut his leg off and replace it with one from a stuffed animal
tzikeh: ...
tzikeh: Now we're in a whole weird area.
basingstoke: "it's fuzzy, but look!" *runs around*
tzikeh: a;slkgas;dlkfj
basingstoke: wilson: *gets the vicodin, takes it*
tzikeh: <-- dead
marzilla DIES
marzilla: Like we weren't in a weird area before?
tzikeh: well. okay.

Comments

[missmurchison.livejournal.com]

Bile Time

That is so funny I think I ruptured something and now need some Viocodin to recover.

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Vicodin.

[basingstoke.livejournal.com]

It's so yummy!

[copernica3.livejournal.com]

Dead from laughter over here. Bwaaahahaha.

Scary

[kimberlyfdr.livejournal.com]

In a scary kinda way, it makes sense.

[nestra.livejournal.com]

You guys are such freaks.

I say that with affection, of course.

[serrico.livejournal.com]

Now my stomach hurts. And I think I woke up my sister with my cackling.

HEE!

[byob-kenobi.livejournal.com]

::is dead with laughing::

[sivib.livejournal.com]

As the author of the dialogue, I'd like to thank you all.
What can I say? I'm insane.
Sivi