iPhone. It's time has come.

http://www.engadget.com/2007/01/09/the-apple-iphone/

Touchscreen.

Works in portrait and landscape - without pushing buttons. It just changes when you turn it on its side.

Runs OS X.

ETA: It takes pictures while you're on the phone and sends it to the person on the other end of the call. It interacts with Google Maps. Bluetooth and WiFi. Scroll through your voicemail messages on a menu; tap the one you want to listen to. Touchscreen goes inactive when you put the phone to your ear.

Oh, and it's also an iPod.

I...

It will be mine. Oh, yes -- it will be mine.

EATA:

corinna_5 As one of my coworkers put it, he [Steve Jobs] just made CES totally irrelevant
tzikeh CES?
corinna_5 Consumer Electronics Show going on now
tzikeh ahhhhh. PWNED
corinna_5 INDEED