Meme, meme, meme-ity meme, I'm so stuffy, give me a scone.

1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com/.
2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top ten results. (Had to post all forty, because dude, it is of the freaky.)

Bold = jobs I currently do or have done in the past, italic = jobs I've considered doing or wanted to do, and strikethrough = things I've no interest in doing. (ETA: I don't consider "jobs" and "paid jobs" to be the same thing. I've done many of these things for no money, but I've *done* them, for real, and that's a job to me.)

Creepy, kooky, mysterious, spooky, and, well, altogether ooky. This is very, very scary. My first "buh?" hits at #30.

( It's as if you know me. )

I'm-a skeered. Hold me.