Hee and Oy

Hee: There's a student in my Educational Foundations class named Blake Avon.

Oy: Between classes, I was studying at a table with another student. Her cell-phone alarm went off, alerting her (and me) to the fact that it was ten to the hour. I smiled at her and said "What did we ever do without them." She stared at me blankly, and I realized that she had never *not* had a cell phone.

Note to self: You do not own a rocking chair. Rectify this situation.

Come to think of it, Blake Avon wouldn't get why her name is funny. *shops for rocking chairs online*