April Fool's Day already topped by real news.

Wouldn't it be nice if this were an April Fool's joke?

The Justice Department drops the case against ex-Alaskan Senator Ted Stevens.

It isn't.

At least ThinkGeek is gettin' their April Fool's on.

Jon Hamm as Lex Luthor at Funny or Die

Even if you're not a Mad Men fan or a Superman fan, you gotta see this. Trust me. (I'm especially fond of the very-poorly-applied bald cap.)

Spoilers if you click!

From The Onion: Obama Depressed, Distant Since 'Battlestar Galactica' Series Finale

The thing is, he's such a geek that I wouldn't be at all surprised if he *is* a little down. *g*